Tag: Christmas (Page 5)

Lusty Lady Mother May I? Picture Lusty Lady Mother May I?
We hope you've had a holly jolly Christmas. Picture We hope you've had a holly jolly Christmas.
"Let's put a smile on that (fat) face." Picture "Let's put a smile on that (fat) face."
Jesus got rebellious and took the sleigh out after hours. Worst part is, he's only got a learner's permit. Picture Jesus got rebellious and took the sleigh out after hours. Worst part is, he's only got a learner's permit.
"Coolest Dad ever!" said the kid whose dad this wasn't. Picture "Coolest Dad ever!" said the kid whose dad this wasn't.
"This is my uncle. He has schizophrenia, but I think he did a pretty good job this year." Picture "This is my uncle. He has schizophrenia, but I think he did a pretty good job this year."
To be fair, any cat would be angry if it had a reindeer hat stapled to its head. Picture To be fair, any cat would be angry if it had a reindeer hat stapled to its head.
He should be pleasantly surprised when he finds 50 pounds of coal on his white silk sheets. Picture He should be pleasantly surprised when he finds 50 pounds of coal on his white silk sheets.
I've always said Leonardo was the prettiest angel of all. Picture I've always said Leonardo was the prettiest angel of all.
It's right next to "Mario's Menorah Emporium" Picture It's right next to "Mario's Menorah Emporium"
The seat's made out of Rudolph's hide. Picture The seat's made out of Rudolph's hide.
This is what biblical scholars say it actually looked like. Picture This is what biblical scholars say it actually looked like.
Think that's creepy?!? The dog on his shirt is first generation Muffles. The one in his arm is Muffles II. Picture Think that's creepy?!? The dog on his shirt is first generation Muffles. The one in his arm is Muffles II.
That sweatshirt must be a very recent gift. Picture That sweatshirt must be a very recent gift.
She's gonna have to pull some strings to win this Sexy Santa contest. Picture She's gonna have to pull some strings to win this Sexy Santa contest.
Recession Vision. Not nearly as fun as Drunk-o-Vision. Picture Recession Vision. Not nearly as fun as Drunk-o-Vision.
How'd you think he got so jolly? He has to steal the joy from children of course. Picture How'd you think he got so jolly? He has to steal the joy from children of course.
"235 Bottles of Rolling Rock to make this reality. Let's see if my step-dad wants to get wasted and fall into the Christmas tree this time." Picture "235 Bottles of Rolling Rock to make this reality. Let's see if my step-dad wants to get wasted and fall into the Christmas tree this time."
He's only got one religion, and that's the thrill of the hunt. Picture He's only got one religion, and that's the thrill of the hunt.
An invisible man just socked him in the face. Picture An invisible man just socked him in the face.
"The drawing alone took up most of the class time." Picture "The drawing alone took up most of the class time."
Let it snow! Picture Let it snow!
Technically it's only animal cruelty if the hat's glued to his head. Thank God for staples! Picture Technically it's only animal cruelty if the hat's glued to his head. Thank God for staples!
A Christmas wish you can get behind! Picture A Christmas wish you can get behind!