Tag: Christmas (Page 6)

Santa just told those two kids Christmas was canceled due to the failing economy. Picture Santa just told those two kids Christmas was canceled due to the failing economy.
"He kept referring to his pinky finger as Santa's Little Helper." Picture "He kept referring to his pinky finger as Santa's Little Helper."
Because who wants to go home to their parents computer and access porno.com? Picture Because who wants to go home to their parents computer and access porno.com?
Santa Claus? Picture Santa Claus?
"I wish he'd given me whatever he was smoking instead..." Picture "I wish he'd given me whatever he was smoking instead..."
This is right before Joseph became the first man in history to break dance. Picture This is right before Joseph became the first man in history to break dance.
You should see his mothers hat: I heart a divorce. Picture You should see his mothers hat: I heart a divorce.
Holy Ghostbusters. Picture Holy Ghostbusters.
If you've been really good this year, maybe - MAYBE - you can have another Death Star. Picture If you've been really good this year, maybe - MAYBE - you can have another Death Star.
The extra T is for TYOTT. Picture The extra T is for TYOTT.
Just think, you could be doing this in the snow if you were just a little bit tanner! Picture Just think, you could be doing this in the snow if you were just a little bit tanner!
I still haven't caught any fish, am I doing something wrong? Picture I still haven't caught any fish, am I doing something wrong?
I didn't finish yet, it's just sunny so I'm melting. Picture I didn't finish yet, it's just sunny so I'm melting.
I got you a prank for Christmas. Picture I got you a prank for Christmas.
Don't get too excited, she's just dropping off the coal. Picture Don't get too excited, she's just dropping off the coal.
We always knew, Prancer. Picture We always knew, Prancer.
Christmas and Halloween are the only two holidays you can get sexy for. There's no sexy Thanksgiving outfit. Picture Christmas and Halloween are the only two holidays you can get sexy for. There's no sexy Thanksgiving outfit.
Isn't that what Christmas is about? Picture Isn't that what Christmas is about?
"My friend dressed up as Christmas Eve." Sure, whatever. Picture "My friend dressed up as Christmas Eve." Sure, whatever.
It's exactly what I wanted! Thanks Santa! Picture It's exactly what I wanted! Thanks Santa!
Christmas isn't the only thing coming early this year. Picture Christmas isn't the only thing coming early this year.
Hold on mom, don't take the picture yet. I want to pump up. Picture Hold on mom, don't take the picture yet. I want to pump up.
Merry Homer-mas everybody! Picture Merry Homer-mas everybody!
God bless us, each and every FART. Picture God bless us, each and every FART.