The most wonderful time of year. Christmas is the time when people spread joy and goodwill via presents. There’s nothing like gift-giving to brighten up the winter. If you don’t look forward to seeing Santa Claus every December 25, then you’re a regular scrooge. Or you’re not Christian, which is a pretty good reason.
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"Santa's Flesh" colored paint
Ho-ho-holy crap, this is creepy.
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If 420 Were Like Christmas
It's the most dank time of the year.
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Christmas Tree Pizza
Cheesus Christ would be proud.
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Best of Dorkly: The Night Before Mario's Christmas
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.
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A Merry Sexy Christmas
It took 20 years, but the old man finally got his wish.
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Guy Gets Shirt He's Wearing For Christmas
"How did you know?"
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Panhandling Baby
Spare a diaper change?
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Holiday Items Real Talk
The snow globe couldn't make it home this year.
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Merchandising FTW
And for his work on the "Let It Snow" Tree Skirt, the Menards' Merchandiser of the Year Award goes to...
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What Is The Worst Gift You've Ever Received
Whoa Brittany, what's your beef with Super Troopers?
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Very Mary-Kate: Santa
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.
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Santa's Motorcycle Sleigh
It only runs on reindeer blood.
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My Drunk Kitchen: Holiday Gingerbread House
Someday she'll make a wonderful drunk mother.
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Terrifying Christmas Greeting
They start getting ready for Halloween earlier and earlier each year.
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The Honest Holiday Card Song
Sing a song of sadness.


