CollegeHumor: Christmas2011 http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/christmas2011 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6674331 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6674331/christmas-gift-org-charts-through-life Christmas Gift Org Charts, Through Life Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:11:57 -0500



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Like this? Follow Caldwell on Twitter<...]]> /article/6673223 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6673223/the-10-personalities-of-christmas The 10 Personalities of Christmas Tue, 20 Dec 2011 02:46:02 -0500 Around this time of year, I begin to think about how everyone celebrates the holidays. So I bring to you: the 10 personalities of Christmas.

1. The Traditionalist
You put the Christ in Christmas. Seriously. There is a life-size Nativity scene in your yard. You helped raise money for your town's local "It's ok to say Merry Christmas" billboards. If your Christmas card is anything less than Jesus coming out of Mary's vagina then you've failed. You go to midnight mass and "pray for" (judge) all of the people that you don't recognize. They are clearly the Christmas/Easter church crowd so they need all the help they can get. Amen.

2. Classy Christmas
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By Santa's new agent Nick Selman

Santa, baby! This is Nick Selman, your new agent at Worldwide Artist Management. We're really fucking jacked that you picked WAM (get i...]]> /article/6673673 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6673673/the-8-kinds-of-christmas-cards The 8 Kinds of Christmas Cards Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:31:02 -0500


The Aggressively Religious One
I don't know if it's possible to save the soul of someone during the 15 seconds it takes to read a greeting card, but they're certainly going try. Within this card's peaceful exterior lies a barrage of religious quotes, information about Jesus, and so very many prayers. Hey-when someone says they're praying for you, do you have to pray back? Why do you need so many prayers in the first place? Maybe you like the life you're living. I mean who needs Eternal salvation when you have Xbox Live? It's like, stop judging me God. F*ck it, pass the egg nog.

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