Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
If Chuck Norris had really pranked you, you wouldn't have an apartment anymore.
Sir, you represent something far greater than just injured people.
The only birthday cake that makes you stronger.
That's like a "can god make a rock so heavy even god can't lift it" type situation.
Now that's art.
What's more, he wrote that with his eyes.
Absolute madness at Spring Break in Cabo.
A Chuck Norris tattoo that, apparently, predates the current craze.
The Chuck Norris phenomenon isn't new.
"Chuck Norris donated $2,000 to President Bush's campaign in 2004. That $2,000 was to ensure Chuck Norris had the right to 'Live Free and Roundhouse-Kick"
"Chuck Norris shit in our toilet."
"Chuck Norris's van wouldnt start."
"We know the dog isn't the smart one..."
AIM actually comes with this Chuck Norris away message built in, but to activate it you have to roundhouse kick your keyboard at at least 80 mph.
"Why is he sitting there with three men still on the loose?"
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Don't ask me again.