Chuck Norris

    I found this in my hotel dresser drawer.
    Nobody puts Chuck Norris in the corner.
    That horse is hung like Chuck Norris.
    "Developed for stunt fighting in the movies."
    Chuck Norris Fact - this switch controls the sun.
    Norris is the new Lohan.
    "A recent poll discovered 93% of women think about Chuck Norris during sex. A similar poll discovered Chuck Norris thinks about Chuck Norris 100% of the time during sex."
    Chuck Norris' chest hair is actually steel wool.
    Norris fever continues to sweep the nation!
    The Norris is crying real tears! It's a miracle!
    "Walker Texas Cookie."

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