Tag: Chuck Norris (Page 3)

"Chuck Norris in a small village in Botswana." Picture "Chuck Norris in a small village in Botswana."
Boobs, wings, and Chuck Norris. Picture Boobs, wings, and Chuck Norris.
"Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer." Picture "Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer."
Chuck Norris already knows your heart's greatest wish and has decided not to grant it. Picture Chuck Norris already knows your heart's greatest wish and has decided not to grant it.
A painting by Brandon Bird, titled "Arete." Picture A painting by Brandon Bird, titled "Arete."
This simple model should explain how the sun works to anyone who is still confused. Picture This simple model should explain how the sun works to anyone who is still confused.
"Chuck Norris taking back the land that's rightfully his ... Planet Earth" Picture "Chuck Norris taking back the land that's rightfully his ... Planet Earth"
This wasn't freshly poured cement, he was just doing push-ups. Picture This wasn't freshly poured cement, he was just doing push-ups.
Chuck Norris did so well on his LSATs that it broke the machine that grades them. When a senator showed up to present him with a licesne to practice law, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him and said "I make my own justice." Picture Chuck Norris did so well on his LSATs that it broke the machine that grades them. When a senator showed up to present him with a licesne to practice law, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him and said "I make my own justice."
Each of Chuck Norris' chest hairs is required to earn at least an orange belt. Picture Each of Chuck Norris' chest hairs is required to earn at least an orange belt.
This is actually the reason they built the walk of fame in the first place. Picture This is actually the reason they built the walk of fame in the first place.
"Keep you friends close... keep your enemies closer." Picture "Keep you friends close... keep your enemies closer."
Take THAT TV Guide logo! Picture Take THAT TV Guide logo!
The _____ student hoped Chuck Norris would net him some bonus points. Picture The _____ student hoped Chuck Norris would net him some bonus points.
I found this in my hotel dresser drawer. Picture I found this in my hotel dresser drawer.
Nobody puts Chuck Norris in the corner. Picture Nobody puts Chuck Norris in the corner.
That horse is hung like Chuck Norris. Picture That horse is hung like Chuck Norris.
"Developed for stunt fighting in the movies." Picture "Developed for stunt fighting in the movies."
"Chuck Norris probably doesn't approve of the theft of Chuck Norris" Picture "Chuck Norris probably doesn't approve of the theft of Chuck Norris"
Screenshot from the Atari 2600 classic, Chuck Norris Superkicks. Picture Screenshot from the Atari 2600 classic, Chuck Norris Superkicks.
Chuck Norris Fact - this switch controls the sun. Picture Chuck Norris Fact - this switch controls the sun.
Norris is the new Lohan. Picture Norris is the new Lohan.
"A recent poll discovered 93% of women think about Chuck Norris during sex. A similar poll discovered Chuck Norris thinks about Chuck Norris 100% of the time during sex." Picture "A recent poll discovered 93% of women think about Chuck Norris during sex. A similar poll discovered Chuck Norris thinks about Chuck Norris 100% of the time during sex."
Chuck Norris' chest hair is actually steel wool. Picture Chuck Norris' chest hair is actually steel wool.