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Chuck Norris did so well on his LSATs that it broke the machine that grades them. When a senator showed up to present him with a licesne to practice law, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him and said "I make my own justice." Picture Chuck Norris did so well on his LSATs that it broke the machine that grades them. When a senator showed up to present him with a licesne to practice law, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him and said "I make my own justice."
Each of Chuck Norris' chest hairs is required to earn at least an orange belt. Picture Each of Chuck Norris' chest hairs is required to earn at least an orange belt.
This is actually the reason they built the walk of fame in the first place. Picture This is actually the reason they built the walk of fame in the first place.
"Keep you friends close... keep your enemies closer." Picture "Keep you friends close... keep your enemies closer."
Take THAT TV Guide logo! Picture Take THAT TV Guide logo!
The _____ student hoped Chuck Norris would net him some bonus points. Picture The _____ student hoped Chuck Norris would net him some bonus points.
I found this in my hotel dresser drawer. Picture I found this in my hotel dresser drawer.
Nobody puts Chuck Norris in the corner. Picture Nobody puts Chuck Norris in the corner.
That horse is hung like Chuck Norris. Picture That horse is hung like Chuck Norris.
"Developed for stunt fighting in the movies." Picture "Developed for stunt fighting in the movies."
"Chuck Norris probably doesn't approve of the theft of Chuck Norris" Picture "Chuck Norris probably doesn't approve of the theft of Chuck Norris"
Screenshot from the Atari 2600 classic, Chuck Norris Superkicks. Picture Screenshot from the Atari 2600 classic, Chuck Norris Superkicks.
Chuck Norris Fact - this switch controls the sun. Picture Chuck Norris Fact - this switch controls the sun.
Norris is the new Lohan. Picture Norris is the new Lohan.
"A recent poll discovered 93% of women think about Chuck Norris during sex. A similar poll discovered Chuck Norris thinks about Chuck Norris 100% of the time during sex." Picture "A recent poll discovered 93% of women think about Chuck Norris during sex. A similar poll discovered Chuck Norris thinks about Chuck Norris 100% of the time during sex."
Chuck Norris' chest hair is actually steel wool. Picture Chuck Norris' chest hair is actually steel wool.
Norris fever continues to sweep the nation! Picture Norris fever continues to sweep the nation!
It's hard to believe Kenner resisted the temptation to spell it "Korvette." Picture It's hard to believe Kenner resisted the temptation to spell it "Korvette."
The Norris is crying real tears! It's a miracle! Picture The Norris is crying real tears! It's a miracle!
"Walker Texas Cookie." Picture "Walker Texas Cookie."
"I've come to the conclusion in life that there aren't many things funnier than Chuck Norris; a bad look-a-like is one of them." Picture "I've come to the conclusion in life that there aren't many things funnier than Chuck Norris; a bad look-a-like is one of them."
You know for a guy I make fun of a lot, Chuck Norris could definitely kill me. Picture You know for a guy I make fun of a lot, Chuck Norris could definitely kill me.
It's just a reminder that Walker Texas Ranger is always with me. Picture It's just a reminder that Walker Texas Ranger is always with me.
80's cartoon classic Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos. Do a shot every time the announcer says Chuck Norris. Video 80's cartoon classic Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos. Do a shot every time the announcer says Chuck Norris.