Chuck Norris

A painting by Brandon Bird, titled "Arete."
Chuck Norris did so well on his LSATs that it broke the machine that grades them. When a senator showed up to present him with a licesne to practice law, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him and said "I make my own justice."
"Keep you friends close... keep your enemies closer."
Take THAT TV Guide logo!
I found this in my hotel dresser drawer.
Nobody puts Chuck Norris in the corner.
That horse is hung like Chuck Norris.
"Developed for stunt fighting in the movies."

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