And on the sixth day, he dropped some truth on yo ass.
"Oh well. Guess I'll just go to hell then."
It's a good thing Westboro already knows everything about free speech.
God speaks in mysterious ways.
All non-believers will come home to roost. In hell.
"Our very best wishes go to you for satisfaction in your endeavors. HAIL SATAN!"
Darth Vader is more like a Joseph figure.
I always thought the devil liked red.
Yep, just gonna go down to the glory hole and get on my knees. To pray.
Jesus' miracles are getting a little racist.
It's okay, if there's a heaven he's not going there anyways (he came out a couple of months ago, true story)
Kryptonite is just Latin for guilt.
Is that why God hasn't accepted or rejected my friendship request yet? He's keeping me in facebook purgatory?
Now there's an original sin for yah!