Picture The more you text, the better your chances to meet Jesus Superstar! What're you waiting for kids!
Picture You should've seen the sermon! It was 3 hours long and afterward everyone was drenched in sweat (because the thermostat was broken and the heat was stuck on 90).
Picture Even weirder was last weeks sign which read: "I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on"