Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Can't a guy like the sweet sweet taste of nicotine and world peace?
With all those Marlbaro Miles, you could buy a new lung.
Smoke the boys room.
If you guys need me, I'll be in heaven.
I can get you over the border, but it's going to cost you.
Be careful, you might croak.
The hardest part is wedging the filter into their gills.
"My buddy passed out and we put a lit ciggarette in his nose, which he smoked in his sleep." I have to pay someone to do that for me so I can smoke in my sleep too.
"I can't believe you posted a picture of some guy's sorry-ass excuse for a Captain Planet costume." Have a little power of heart.
If I want to smork and kill myself slowly, that's my business.
If he starts smoking, I'm leaving.
Admit it Dr. Woofington, you have a problem.
There's a joke about the phone number to be made here, but I'm just too surprised to see an anti-smoking ad exclusively targeting gays.
The plan isn't to stop smokers, just to make them feel guilty about it.
You think that's crazy, he's actually smoking 3 more cigarettes you don't want to see.
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