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We didn't think it could get any worse after the guinea pig pandemic.
In any city other than Tokyo, this would be a crime.
Even the Earth needs the occasional colonoscopy.
C'mon guys he's just joking. But there is an elderly woman getting mugged down there.
Wait, you got that one right and the one below it wrong?
Instead of building a robot to attack the city, you should build one that takes tests.