Picture Haven't I seen you before? Maybe he should teach survival in the wilderness instead of chemistry.
Picture Take note professors - when you set something on fire the first week, you'll have your class' attention for the rest of the semester.
Picture At least you didn't get Professor Broomhandle, I hear he's the worst... from a friend, I heard it from a friend.
Picture "I have a tendency to sleep in class and my brother has a tendency to take a picture every time."
Picture "A kid got bored with our civics teacher in class. Smelled smoke, looked over, and a kid was lighting up in class."
Picture Throw a jab immediately after hearing the third hop of the bull charge. Professors can't teach that kind of thing.