CollegeHumor: Class

Yo, Please Gimme a Letter of Recommendation

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 13:04:25 -0500

Classroom Prank Ruined By Smart Teacher

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 12:12:55 -0400

And once again, Mr. Clarke proves that he is unprankable.

Where Do You Sit in a Lecture Hall?

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 12:03:27 -0500

Hey, at least you showed up, right?

Talking Down Your Classroom Boner

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:06:23 -0500

Jason, 13, sits in the back of Ms. Stevens' 7th Grade Algebra class.

Jason: That's enough, you've had your fun. Now it's time to come down.

Boner: Not until I get what I deserve!

Jason: I will not negotiate with a mad man.

Boner: No? Then I'll BLOW UP! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!

Jason: No, no, no. No one wants that. Come down and we'll talk like men.

Boner: Don't fuckin' patronize me, man. I know as soon as I come down you'll forget all about me. I'M GONNA BLOW. I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL DO IT!

Jason: Do you remember '86? You want us to end up like Tommy Fitz? Ring a bell? 8th grader. Pooped his pants in gym and had to transfer schools. We don't want another Fitz situation on our hands.

Boner: You think I want to be like this. You brought me here. You did this to me. You turned me into this monster.

Jason: Me? How?

Boner: You! EVERYONE! Jessica Callahan. Ms. Stevens' tight sweater. The parabola on page 22. So curvy! YOU DID THIS TO ME!

Jason: Mistakes have been made on both sides, but it doesn't have to end this way. Talk to me.

Boner: I just want my freedom. I'm locked up like an animal in here! I demand fresh air 24/7.

Jason: You know we can't do that.

Boner: Fine, then I want to meet Tiffany Hendrix personally! Today!

Jason: We're working on that. We've been working on that for months. It's just going to take some time, but if you come down now we can work on that together. How does that sound?

Boner: I'm thinkin' about it. That could maybe work.

Jason: Great. We'll get you all set up with—- COLD SHOWER! COLD SHOWER! GRANDMA!

Boner: WAIT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!! FUCKIN' DOUBLE CROSSER!

Jason: RICE PUDDING! FINGERNAIL CLIPPINGS! BIRKENSTOCKS!

Boner: YOU'RE NOT GETTING RID OF ME THAT QUICKLY! You fool… how easily we forget: Tiffany wore Birkenstocks last week with a cute little plaid skirt. It was so hot.

Jason: DAMN!

Boner: Now I know I can't trust you.

Jason: You know I have no jurisdiction over my thoughts. A.D.D. came out of nowhere. That wasn't my call and you know it.

Ms. Stevens: Jason, do you want to come up to the board and solve this equation?

Jason: Listen, man, I need you to come down now.

Boner: I'M NOT COMING DOWN!

Ms. Stevens: Jason, what are you doing? Did you hear me?

Jason: YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS! COME DOWN NOW!

Boner: NEVER!

Ms. Stevens: Hello? Jason? What're you doing over there?

Jason: You've left me no choice. I'm sorry.

Boner: What're you doing, Jason? STOP IT. STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

Jason tucks his boner up into his waistband.

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20 Questions You Should Never Ask in Class

Thu, 25 Oct 2012 12:20:43 -0400

I know you said that this wouldn't be included on the exam, but [INSERT ANYTHING HERE].

YOLO Girl Class Picture is Cringe-Worthy

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 12:35:40 -0500

This is what people from the future will look back at with horror.

Riding to Class in Style

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 08:20:38 -0500

Today was a no pants, slutty underwear scooter type of day, y'know?

Cat Smuggled into Class

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 17:29:56 -0400

The answer is meow.

Leaving Class in Style

Wed, 30 May 2012 14:37:50 -0400

Unfortunately, not dressing like a superhero was worth 100% of his grade.

Teacher Awards Credit for Questioning "The Man"

Wed, 23 May 2012 14:44:50 -0400

Unfortunately, I have to take points off for forgetting the question mark.

Entire Classroom Wrapped in Foil

Wed, 23 May 2012 14:23:37 -0400

Environmental Studies 101 takes an ironic twist

Slap to the Head Classroom Prank

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:50:55 -0400

Luckily, the next day's lesson was how to ice that mysterious pain in the back of your head.

Student Freaks Out and Smashes Teacher's Computer

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 11:41:38 -0400

He sure showed him (the he's crazy).

Very Mary-Kate: Professor's Presentation

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 11:38:39 -0400

Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.

Guy Makes Pancakes and Bacon in Class

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 11:26:45 -0400

Today's lesson: "The Dangers of Eating 6 Strips of Bacon in One Sitting."

If you are high, do not come into my class.

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 09:40:44 -0400

Today's lesson is: "Our hands, have we ever ACTUALLY looked at them?"

Flowchart: Should You Tell Your Professor That They are Wrong?

Tue, 12 Apr 2011 22:23:31 -0400

It really comes down to whether or not you'd like to fail.

Honest Lecture

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 14:57:58 -0500

Well thought out and clever description...deserves a raise.

Spiderman in Classroom

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 12:08:53 -0400

Someone had a little too much of Mary Jane last night.

11 Crazy Classroom Freakouts

Mon, 23 May 2011 16:48:34 -0400

11 Crazy Classroom Freakouts