Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
What to do if your bathing suit is one size too large.
No Girls Allowed
Girls love it when their tits get all dusty. They think it's romantic.
Are you sure the quotes are enough? People might still miss it. Better put Christmas lights around it.
If you think Colonel Sanders is a friendly old man, you should meet the guy who runs Pure Pleasure.
Could you move to the left a little, I have to take a shit.
A true gentleman.
The Easter Bunny is like a living pinata.
Oh good - you got in some Milwaukee's Best. Otherwise, it wouldn't be classy.
I think this is an ashtray, but with some minor modifications it could be a great pipe.
Even 13-year-olds roll their eyes at this guy.
If only there were a .50 cent store that didn't even require pants.
I like to believe that, somewhere out there, there's a girl with an "I strive to hookup with douche bags" tattoo meant for him.
La-de-da, what a classy trailer park.
Should I wear the purple stretch pants or my Halloween sweater? Oh what the hell I'll just wear both.
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