Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Shana dreamed of giving these out as wedding party favors since she was a little girl.
Mum and Dad must be so proud of their baby girl.
The tattoo and irony have something in common. They both fade.
The first 8-year-old to be accepted to every fraternal organization in America, no questions asked.
Don't laugh, she had a tainted beef burrito at the football game and the line was just sickly long.
"This was a private event only open to immediate family. Somehow our mentally disabled second cousin Percy breached security"
I hope at least a few of them are making a movie.
Not pooping because it's rough to wipe with pine needles.
What to do if your bathing suit is one size too large.
No Girls Allowed
Girls love it when their tits get all dusty. They think it's romantic.
Are you sure the quotes are enough? People might still miss it. Better put Christmas lights around it.
If you think Colonel Sanders is a friendly old man, you should meet the guy who runs Pure Pleasure.
Could you move to the left a little, I have to take a shit.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.