CollegeHumor: Classy

Super Classy Woman Flips Off Joakim Noah During Bulls Vs Heat Game

Thu, 09 May 2013 13:59:43 -0400

Perhaps she felt threatened by his hair?

How To F*ck All Romantic

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 17:17:44 -0500

What up, lovemeisters! Lovemaster D here (formerly Sexxmasta XXxX) to answer all your hot, throbbing questions about the ladies R. E. Colon HOW TO GET THEM.

Now a lot of you always ask me, "Yo, Sexxmasta, I really wanna fuck some classy bitches, but these bitches won't let me fuck em – what's these bitches fuckin' problems?" BZZZT! WRONG! There's your first problem right there – you think the problem's with the bitches, when the problem is really with the biggest bitch of all — YOU. And it's a problem with only one solution: You gotta learn how to FUCK ROMANTIC.

Today, I'm gonna teach you how to fuck all romantic, so can go out and do that and be like "Thanks Sexmasta!" and I'll be like "You can thank me after you stop fuckin plus there's two X's in Sexxmasta but thanks man up top!"

Here's the rubber: These women today, you can't just be all "Hey baby, lemme buy you a drink, how bout two drinks, how bout three drinks, BOOM! Cab, bedroom, D, sleep". Nah, these modern bitches — well first of all, you shouldn't call them "bitches", it's not polite cause they're smart people — but anyway these bitches are like "I have a job, I like nice clothes and shit, so if you want to get with me, you better gimme some romance." You're all like "Ro-WHAAT?" Mance is the answer. Here are 7 Ways To Put The "Romantic" in "Romantic Fucking":

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The Classiest Dog You've Ever Seen

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 11:13:07 -0500

The kibble was a tad dry, don't you think?

Camper is Where Girls Become Women

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 11:26:40 -0400

I'm guessing that this isn't some kind of bat mitzvah camper.

Facebook Abortion

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:38:10 -0500

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

Classy Senior Picture with Dog

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 11:52:02 -0400

Every student gets a picture with the valedictorian.

Advertisement on House

Fri, 02 Sep 2011 12:44:46 -0400

It was either this or selling their baby for money.

Dicknified

Sat, 14 May 2011 17:32:39 -0400

Some people have weird fetishes.

Guy Sprays Girl with Hose

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 23:08:25 -0400

The cheap version of Making It Rain in the desert,

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Wed, 26 Jan 2011 22:15:16 -0500

Their relationship is as strong as duct tape, unbreakable.

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Wed, 08 Dec 2010 13:49:46 -0500

When you don't respawn it's not a cheap move.

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Fri, 03 Dec 2010 02:42:16 -0500

He was pumping that brand new "Jingle Bells" remix, "Bling Bling Bells."

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Wed, 11 Aug 2010 15:22:06 -0400

Stay Classy.

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Wed, 07 Jul 2010 19:39:46 -0400

All beaches have a little class. Did I say class? I meant glass. There's glass in the sand so watch out.

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Fri, 11 Jun 2010 15:58:22 -0400

The night Mark proposed to his wife would be a story he would never tell his kids.

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Wed, 21 Apr 2010 17:49:19 -0400

I wonder if she takes change from the homeless.

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Tue, 23 Mar 2010 11:39:39 -0400

Getting a tattoo when you're pregnant pretty much means you plan on staying fat after giving birth.

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Mon, 25 Jan 2010 00:25:36 -0500

You think she made the coat from leftover couch scraps or she made the couch from leftover coat scraps?.

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Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:51:50 -0500

Talk about one stop shopping.

Classy chart, bro.

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:13:26 -0500

A graph about people who use the word "classy".