CollegeHumor: Cleaning

Obituaries for the Stuff You Should Throw Out

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 12:51:26 -0400

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How to Make a Spray Bottle that Works at Any Angle

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 21:41:09 -0400

Now you're cleanin' the cool way, partner.

Two Girls One Bucket Cleaning

Tue, 07 Aug 2012 10:50:07 -0400

Two Girls, One Bucket? I'd be wary of this cleaning company...

Washing Directions: Fruit Salad is a Healthy Snack

Fri, 18 May 2012 13:08:17 -0400

They print this inside all pants with a 40 inch waist.

Vacuuming Fail

Fri, 18 May 2012 11:47:40 -0400

This vacuum sucks.

Mom Will Cut You

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:03:38 -0500

Those crochet hooks aren't just for making embarrassing sweaters.

Monkey Does Chores

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:31:13 -0500

Monkeying around just got a whole lot more productive.

Camera in the Dishwasher

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 15:23:01 -0500

All this time I thought it was magic that cleaned the dishes. Turns out it's just water and good-old fashion engineering, which is a kind of magic.

How To Vacuum With Style

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:17:23 -0500

It took nearly four hours to vacuum the house like this.

The Wrong Way To Wash The Inside Of A Mercedes

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 16:49:42 -0400

The only right way is with a Reese's.

Segway in a Car Wash

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 12:58:55 -0400

"Laugh all you want. Now I don't have to shower this week."

Baby Rides a Roomba

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 14:11:16 -0400

Who said evil geniuses can't be adorable?

World's Fastest Bus Boy Clears Table of Nine in 1:30

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 13:09:11 -0400

I hear he worked as an actor for 12 years before the manager at Sizzler discovered him.

How To Sweep an Escalator

Fri, 01 Oct 2010 12:37:27 -0400

"I'd fire you two for being lazy if you weren't so efficient, and I'd promote you two for being efficient if you weren't so lazy. Enjoy your jobs."

Untitled 14

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 13:16:23 -0400

I take your pepper spray and raise you a Febreze smoke bomb.

How to Beat Out a Rug

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 12:19:18 -0400

Hm. Might actually want to call an exterminator in this case.

Untitled 16

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:59:23 -0500

"'Girls Only' is right. My boy ain't no maid. He's a born janitor, like his father before him."

How to Clean a Moving Sidewalk

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 11:52:54 -0500

The downside is that you have to give half your salary to the moving sidewalk.

Charlize probably got home and was all like "Who stole all my twigs and leaves from my gutters!?"

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:06:34 -0400

Two men sneak onto Charlize Theron's property and clean her gutters. Really.

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Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:48:32 -0400

This is a woman's wet dream.