"Climbing" Video

That crowd sure appreciates a good metaphor.

From TheNestEgg

We're all going to die. He's just going to die sooner than the rest of us, if he hasn't already.

Sometimes it's best to take a breath, lighten your load, take a sh*t and reassess the situation.

Courtesy of teenagers' belief that they'll live forever.

From raskalovit

As far as I'm concerned, Tobey Maguire's tabby, Elmo, will always be Spider Cat.

Aww, cute. He's fleeing the police.

It's the game where everyone wins, except the people at the bottom of the pile.

This is a much needed victory after his failed attempt to use the dog door.

From gmiddlet

He should join the circus. That's way more respectable than actually playing soccer.

He's like a cat, but faster.

This is discriminatory against world-class rock climbers that can't swim.

He can climb trees like a monkey, but let's see him throw feces like one.

This is dangerous. They're not even wearing helmets.

Specially engineered for optimized cuteness.

They said they were re-booting the Spider-Man franchise, but we didn't know it'd be so low budget.

It's time to rethink "if at first you don't succeed."

Sometimes you have to admit to yourself you're too fat to go on.

From Erin

He went all the way up to get his wallet, only to find that it was in his back pocket the whole time.

And you thought eating tin cans was cool.

Women in Iran can live up to 120 years, so long as their husbands say so.