Recent "Close Call" Stuff

Crossing the street can be dangerous -- especially if you have a negligent mother.

That's what he gets for messing with mother nature. If he'd built a magic bomb, this never would have happened.

From hicookie

"Can you loop back around? I missed the high five."

This just almost in.

Good for him. He overcame his fear of not ruining everything by being a dumb klutz.

The lesson here is to never travel anywhere.

From lozzobear

He's trying to conserve fuel, and scare the bejesus out of people.

While it may seem like catching this on camera was pure dumb luck, they actually spent 10 years angering Zeus, God of thunder, leading up to it.

From willz75

Lucky for him, the bus driver was Bert from Sesame Street.

This whole thing could have been avoided if he just did the speed limit and bought an iPod car adaptor.

Let's just thank God he was filming his drive to work. And that no one was hurt, I guess.

The suit is powered by wind and positive thoughts--but mostly wind.

Hmmm. If only something had happened in the past month that I could associate with the word "winning."

The aftermath is that the bear went back to school and got his GED. Now he's a paralegal.

He probably regrets pulling that wolf over for having an expired plate.

You're only one call away (from death).

If only these people were still alive to watch this. Oh, right. They are.

And to think, Clark missed this mysterious hero to get his hair cut.

Dude, you are so lucky -- you made it into this video!