Every week comedian Will Hines shares the thoughts that are gnawing at his brain. Drugs are great, right? Actually I wouldn't know because I am terrible at them. Meaning, my body doesn' …
Be careful, kids. Being a dick to a comedian onstage is the new number one gateway drug.
What follows is the most terrifying Barnum and Bailey Show of all time.
Luckily that's the only negative side effect of cocaine.
Can God sell a rock so big He can't pick it up?
"Mom it's not what it looks like... also, why are you browsing dkbn?"
Is that cocaine?
So he sold his crown for coke money - I always thought there was something funny about his story.
My tooth doesn't hurt anymore, but now my gums itch!
Can a pile of cocaine snort itself and, if so, does it get fucked up?
The one holiday that's not stressful.
At least Coke can go off by herself and not attract too much attention.