It's hard to take advice from anyone in a bow tie seriously, especially when it's Pee Wee Herman.
So I should snort coke AND viagra?
Good news guys, I think I found a roach underneath this piece of the True Cross.
Lindsay Lohan sure has some homely friends.
There's something funny about saying something controversial around Al Roker.
Don't worry, it's just powdered chocolate.
That must be why they can never hit anything with their laser rifles.
A terrorist about to do a line of coke.
"I was in Key West and saw the Navy unloading a big coke bust thay just had in the gulf."
"Don't let your dog watch Scarface." I just don't let my dog watch R rated movies in general.
Sure that helps coke-heads, but what about us quaalude guys?
Spider-sense tingling... wow now my legs are tingling...
Every wonder what 9300 lbs of Cocaine burning looks like?
Now I know why kids start so young...
Send the dog to rehab...
Interesting way of revenge...
I wonder what the top ten craziest things ever done in a McDonald's are.
A useful fact. Profit from it!