CollegeHumor: Cocaine

Drug Deal Goes Very Long

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:59:13 -0400

Make it snappy.

What You're Saying with your Drug Choice

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 12:08:54 -0400

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Doing Drugs In Public

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 23:02:56 -0400

What are you, uptight?

Regret Everything: I'm Bad at Drugs

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 13:23:21 -0500

Every week comedian Will Hines shares the thoughts that are gnawing at his brain.

Drugs are great, right? Actually I wouldn't know because I am terrible at them.

Meaning, my body doesn't seem to enjoy them as designed. A combination of being scared of breaking rules, emotional repression and some probably shitty body chemistry makes me terrible at altering my state. Which bums me out, as I grew up worshipping people who made a big deal out of loving drugs: Keith Richards, Hunter S. Thompson and most attractive girls at my college.

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Comedian, Adam Newman, Finds Cocaine in Heckler's Coat

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 12:22:37 -0500

Be careful, kids. Being a dick to a comedian onstage is the new number one gateway drug.

The Roast of Weed

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 17:23:59 -0500

Things get nasty when drugs are involved.

The Worst Cover Band Performs "Cocaine"

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 14:17:59 -0500

They'll never be able to afford it if they keep on playing like that.

I Think Jimmy Wales Has A Cocaine Problem...

Mon, 29 Nov 2010 11:59:58 -0500

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Untitled 8

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 14:25:43 -0400

What follows is the most terrifying Barnum and Bailey Show of all time.

Untitled 9

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:13:29 -0400

Luckily that's the only negative side effect of cocaine.

Synthetic Coke Commercial

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:12:36 -0400

As if coke addicts need to be convinced they want coke.

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Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:23:25 -0400

Can God sell a rock so big He can't pick it up?

Untitled 12

Sat, 10 May 2008 13:27:17 -0400

"Mom it's not what it looks like... also, why are you browsing dkbn?"

Untitled 13

Sat, 03 May 2008 17:28:40 -0400

Is that cocaine?

Untitled 14

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:45:26 -0500

Leaf blower.

Toilet Commercial

Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:03:40 -0400

If you could show drugs in American advertisements, it would completely change White Castle's current campaign.

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Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:19:02 -0400

So he sold his crown for coke money - I always thought there was something funny about his story.

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Mon, 28 May 2007 20:15:09 -0400

My tooth doesn't hurt anymore, but now my gums itch!

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Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:30:47 -0500

Can a pile of cocaine snort itself and, if so, does it get fucked up?

Odd Contraband

Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:52:05 -0400

Did you know that cocaine is often delivered in 22 inch dildos? Take a look.