"Cock" Stuff

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picture A hot girl that can make a sports pun? Marry me.

picture Oldest story in the book.

picture Never cock-smack a tiger.

That's a misprint. It should say dick.

picture That's a misprint. It should say dick.

This spot must for that that hot girl's lame "mom" friend.

picture This spot must for that that hot girl's lame "mom" friend.

Oh that's a typo. There should be a "with" before "your."

picture Oh that's a typo. There should be a "with" before "your."

The other cross street was Altar Boy Lane.

picture The other cross street was Altar Boy Lane.

"None of that concentrate junk."

picture "None of that concentrate junk."

Business has skyrocketed for the widows demographic.

picture Business has skyrocketed for the widows demographic.

"Daddy, I called the number of where Mommy's staying and they said she was here. Should I leave a message?"

picture "Daddy, I called the number of where Mommy's staying and they said she was here. Should I leave a message?"

From the producers of Sex __ __ City!

picture From the producers of Sex __ __ City!

So good your stomach will get pregnant.

picture So good your stomach will get pregnant.

I hope there's no size limit.

picture I hope there's no size limit.

Sometimes it's refreshing to hear what these politicians actually have on their minds.

picture Sometimes it's refreshing to hear what these politicians actually have on their minds.

You're just taking a little off the top, right?

picture You're just taking a little off the top, right?

Her husband was pretty pissed when she kept her last name.

picture Her husband was pretty pissed when she kept her last name.

Don't be shy kids! Go on up and hug him.

picture Don't be shy kids! Go on up and hug him.

Just because we're allowing same-sex marriage in some states doesn't mean they have to shove it in our faces.

picture Just because we're allowing same-sex marriage in some states doesn't mean they have to shove it in our faces.

Inappropriate Toy

picture Inappropriate Toy

Years of intense psychotherapy sold separately.

Damn teenagers! Always blame it on those damned teenagers (Send in your "lights out" photos now for a chance to be an Internet Superstar)

picture Damn teenagers! Always blame it on those damned teenagers (Send in your "lights out" photos now for a chance to be an Internet Superstar)

A disgruntled housewife comes up with all the street names in this town.

picture A disgruntled housewife comes up with all the street names in this town.

Girls are really getting crazy with their diets.

picture Girls are really getting crazy with their diets.

St Paddy's Day Cop

picture St Paddy's Day Cop

Underneath the cop's uniform is a shirt that says "He Loves Being Face Down on the Pavement with a Knee in his Back" with an arrow pointing to that guy.

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