Tag: Cock (Page 2)

This spot must for that that hot girl's lame "mom" friend. Picture This spot must for that that hot girl's lame "mom" friend.
Business has skyrocketed for the widows demographic. Picture Business has skyrocketed for the widows demographic.
From the producers of Sex __ __ City! Picture From the producers of Sex __ __ City!
"None of that concentrate junk." Picture "None of that concentrate junk."
That's a misprint. It should say dick. Picture That's a misprint. It should say dick.
Oh that's a typo. There should be a "with" before "your." Picture Oh that's a typo. There should be a "with" before "your."
Never cock-smack a tiger. Picture Never cock-smack a tiger.
A hot girl that can make a sports pun? Marry me. Picture A hot girl that can make a sports pun? Marry me.
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Oldest story in the book. Picture Oldest story in the book.
You're just taking a little off the top, right? Picture You're just taking a little off the top, right?
Take my wife's box, please! Picture Take my wife's box, please!
Do you think the directions we give Chinese people are this nonsensical? Picture Do you think the directions we give Chinese people are this nonsensical?
"I'm looking for Daniel and Hiscock" Picture "I'm looking for Daniel and Hiscock"
"Avoid the 'Western Clubs' in South Korea." Noted. Picture "Avoid the 'Western Clubs' in South Korea." Noted.
"Anything for a win." Picture "Anything for a win."
Haas Sutherland? I don't get it. Picture Haas Sutherland? I don't get it.
Is my coupon still good? Picture Is my coupon still good?
"The security guard at a student apartments complex came to tell us that we could get arrested for 'pissing out doors." Picture "The security guard at a student apartments complex came to tell us that we could get arrested for 'pissing out doors."
Hey! I only said I LIKE it. Picture Hey! I only said I LIKE it.
What more could a gal want? Picture What more could a gal want?
Pull over, I need to pick up something. Picture Pull over, I need to pick up something.
Where cock meets dick. Picture Where cock meets dick.
As if the pink shirt didn't give it away Picture As if the pink shirt didn't give it away
I guess that's the sort of thing you'd have to sell out of the back of a truck. Picture I guess that's the sort of thing you'd have to sell out of the back of a truck.