Getting sleepy? Pass out now and we'll have fun!
At least paying for coffee is legal--and a lot less likely to end in tears.
"I hope you like your men how you like your coffee--soon to be unemployed."
I like my men how I like my coffee. Racist.
You need a venti set of beans to try and pull that off.
That's what you get for dating Mr. Tea.
"Hey, I asked for black, not this cream covered latte crap."
Forget couples counseling. This is how you get things done!
"AND we're using sardines instead of stirring straws! Mmmm."
Pedobear will take a caramel macchiato, kid size.