Ah, just how I like my coffee. Chunky.
Times were tough for Hal9000 after 2001: A Space Odyssey
Hey, I am POSITIVE you said your name was either "Nas" or "Mexico".
Well at least the lines aren't TERRIBLE.
I think she's dehydrated.
This fappuccino's not half bad.
Make it foam.
C'mon, it'll feel good, promise.
Ayyee, sexy latte!
Can you pass me the Kramer, please? I hate my coffee black (ZING!).
I'll take mine Gangnam Style.
Ugh, you guys are all pervs! Every last one of ya. Except, no, these pictures are pretty gross, no if ands or BUTTS about it. (We're all just having a good time, right?)
Sometimes, you really need that extra scrub to go that extra mile.
It's a sign from a poorly restored God.
Maybe no coffee for me this morning.
This coffee sucks.
It's not his fault he couldn't get a good look at Mulva's name tag, one of her long, greying dreadlocks was in the way.
Moose! Bitch, get out the way.
"The best part of waking up, is searing hot coffee grains exploding at your face." - Folger's new slogan
"A fire-breathing dragon isn't going to make my coffee any hotter." - worst customer ever
The water may be free, but looking like an idiot is priceless.
Getting sleepy? Pass out now and we'll have fun!
At least paying for coffee is legal--and a lot less likely to end in tears.