She drinks like a fish.
Rollover to see how you act sober vs drunk Shopping Flirting
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
No, really, I need to know if he's still breathing.
Did you have an awesome spring break? Prove it. Submit your best spring break pictures and vote on other people's. First prize is $250. Second prize is $100. Third prize is $50. Winners must promise to spend that money irresponsibly.
Back in my day, we just called it "Sex Ed."
Cause: Wanting to eat enough to feed a family of four for under five dollars. Symptoms: Vomiting, diarrhea, entertaining the thought of doing one of those juice cleanses. Cures: Water, exercise, n …
Stay in school, but also condoms.
At least it's better than having yours on his back.
It's not like you can afford either.
Coincidentally, it's also how you make an elderly professor's brain explode.
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It's the sign equivalent of your Uncle Mitch, but with better credit and no ex-wives.
It's Facebook official--this guy's awkward.