Picture "10 man beer bong....holds over a keg of beer, 18.3 gallons. Its what engineers do when they get bored."
Picture "Dan (asleep) doesn't drink. Dan fell asleep in our dorm room... so we took it upon ourselves to wake him up with a funnel! (Sneak Attack Peer Presure)"
Picture It's kinda funny when you think about his body as just an extension of the tube to the toilet
Picture Is there really a way to tell if a BABY is drunk? What, it stumbles around? Pukes? Smells bad? There's not too much of a payoff since you'll just have a normal baby.
Picture "We take our Beirut very seriously. Every bounced ball equals a punch in the face." - Holy shit, look at their faces!
Picture "There's construction all over campus, and these signs are at every site! We stole one, and indulged in the greatest irony around!"