Hey, at least he got a D for effort.
This girl lives in all of us.
Well I didn't want to ask about how your mom was doing anyway.
This is what $30,000 a year looks like, people.
His class is really hard.
Hey, at least you showed up, right?
Perhaps they should consider a career in 4chan.
Midterms are ruff.
Your physics diploma can be found in the condom dispenser, stud.
The dog ate my mastery of kung fu.
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Knowledge is powerless.
...conveniently rolled to a stop at the intersection.
Each day living with you is a gift.
"Professor, my test already has the answers"
Dude, my iPad broke, do you have an extra?
Don't worry. Be neutral.
So beautiful and heartbreaking and holy fuck I have a final in two days.
It's all in your head.
Today was a no pants, slutty underwear scooter type of day, y'know?
Sometimes it just feels like we're two bodies connected as one.
The mitochondria just plays harmonica in the corner.
Three exams? Oh, you gotta be kitten me.
But they forgot the frisbees.