My dream colonoscopy is not getting a colonoscopy.
If she really wants, she can probably buy some at her local gastroenterologist.
Talk about one stop shopping.
Colon cleanser performs a similar function to the taco truck I go to daily.
With cream in a colon, you can have colons any time!
Maybe they could have rephrased this?
"I found this in a local newspaper. I couldn't believe they actually let this headline pass."