Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Someone left this bear out and it melted.
I SAID GET ME A TREAT!
When I squeeze, he winks.
"Come Hither" is the second best tag on this site, right after "Car Into Building."
Could you pass the ice cream?
A preview of the sexy new Cat Woman from next summer's Batman Begins sequel.
Rub my tummy or fuck off.
Al Bundy the dog.
TURN ONS: Finding an onion ring in my fries. TURN OFFS: Clowns.
You know you want me.
You're never this forward - are you drunk?
Either that cat has a giant furry penis or cats have tails and I never noticed.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.