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From sdalagelli on May 9, 2011
Welp, looks like the terrorists won.
April 22, 2011
Obviously this is ridiculous because Thor was raised by Loki, but if you can get past that I guess it's funny.
Only way this would be better is if they talked. And if this was for beer.
April 11, 2011
USA! USA! USA!
April 7, 2011
Finally, God wised up and hired Michael Bay.
April 2, 2011
"What do you mean it doesn't come with the phone?"
March 28, 2011
Go to the University of Lincoln, while there's still any University of Lincoln left.
September 5, 2011
Looks like you'll have to get your doctorate in awesomeness elsewhere.
March 18, 2011
So that's why millionaires buy houses.
March 9, 2011
Kurt Vonnegut in a coffee commercial? So it goes.
March 8, 2011
Where every course is Pass/Epic Fail.
March 4, 2011
Great. Now I'm gonna be competing for jobs with cats, too.
February 11, 2011
Online poker is such a glock block.
February 7, 2011
From the Super Bowl... It's sad to see test babies take work away from live stunt babies.
February 4, 2011
If your kids like Dickens' Fruit Corners, they'll love Anthony Trollopes's Pickled Herring Squares.
February 3, 2011
That settles it, I'm buying the force.
January 27, 2011
He's gonna need a good lawyer to recover from this accident of a commercial.
January 26, 2011
Butter makes everything epic. Like, if you eat enough butter, even walking up the stairs becomes a dramatic struggle.
January 19, 2011
This makes me want to get into a horrible accident.