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November 4, 2009
Made possible by the mini-Hell's Angels
And you thought championships were about honor.
December 2, 2010
Don't take our word for it, try lunch for yourself.
November 27, 2010
I have a hard time believing this makes any more sense if you speak Japanese.
October 23, 2009
The Lord is my shepherd, and shepherds get 25% interest.
October 22, 2009
Mayonnaise jingles and sexual harassment go together like mayonnaise and anything else that's fatty and disgusting.
November 2, 2010
The hardest part about coming out of the closet is surviving the waterfall.
October 1, 2009
"And also I have to take off three days in November for some holiday where my friends and I eat mushrooms in the desert."
September 25, 2009
Is that a giraffe in your pocket, or some other zoo animal?
September 24, 2009
Microsoft is really targeting the swinger demographic in their new ad campaign.
From Greg&LouPresentLou&a on September 21, 2009
In a way, death can be refreshing. In a really weird way.
September 11, 2009
He made sure to test the product before endorsing it.
September 10, 2009
Something tells me the broke college kid viral video audience are not the right people to try and sell boats to, but I could be wrong.
September 9, 2009
It's not a cure. It's a solution.
September 1, 2009
Who wouldn't flip out? The crust is STUFFED!
The sex will be so much more rewarding if you survive this.
August 28, 2009
For those who need more than just a hand but not enough to warrant a girlfriend.
August 24, 2009
When you REALLY need a moment. Like 10 minutes, to just sit and contemplate.
From Joe Covas on August 18, 2009
Vader's snore is loud enough to make a Gundar rip its own ears off.
November 5, 2010
The real audio track to the now famous Shake Weight commercial.
August 6, 2009
Slightly classier than the fleshlight.
July 29, 2009
Literally beats the fat off!