Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
A USB light. Perfect for when the monitor is too bright but the glowing USB port is too dim.
A computer shaped like Leela. Don't ask where the USB ports are.
Hold on, I thought computer was the thing attached to the wheels on a Ford. What the hell is thing?
Windows is running slow, try pumping it.
Maybe if I yell F1 loud enough...
The computer's broken, time to drink more liquor.
"I used to give my roommate shit about having water-cooling for his computer... until it saved our basement."
About that laptop you bought on the street...
Today, I couldn't even fit my William Hung collection on this hard drive.
Notice the top gainer and top loser. Coincidence?
"Ever put an entire computer in the microwave? I was disappointed."
16 cans of RAM.
You get to be a jock, a band nerd, or a computer geek - not all three. Did you kick your own ass?
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.