and we use the word laptop very loosely.
Thank god they got rid of that nuisance.
Only Macs shall touch my mac.
"You're home early"
"We've done it! We've found a way!" -Computer nerds
Probably should have clicked "I'm feeling lucky."
But having no way to retrieve your forgotten password is for idiots.
Please restart your commute.
Oh yeah, that's a picture of Uncle Sdfghjkljhgfds.
"It looks just like the last one! Amazing!"
Luckily, the best response to this is probably "OK" anyway.
"Quit being such a betch, Windows."
Be careful sitting like that, you might get a stiff neck or diabetes.
"Honey, where are those wheels I got you for Christmas? They worked so well on you."
You're just jealous you've never had an article published in The Daily Douche.
"We iz in ur computerz, eetin ur files."
New Facebook status update: Just got into a horrific accident. FML.
It gets a little more difficult when he takes it to the gym.
Not so powerful anymore, Google.
How low can the value of these bad boys go?
Each time you pump the dispenser it opens another porn tab.
Would you like us to "F Off" for 2 hours or 4?