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Prove it for GTFO.
No babies tonight, baby.
Don't fall for the two-for-one deal, it's a ripoff.
If you think condoms are expensive, you've never tried to pay Chris Tucker.
For all that hot marital intercourse you kids are having.
No VD for my precious.
How scandalous! It looks like she's married.
It looks like you have a baby. Would you like to avoid that in the future?
I'll be a grandmother whether you like it or not!
A choice for both drivers and the sexually active.
"Can you figure out some way to get the condoms to sell better?"
This isn't blended is it? Because I only have sex with single-malts.
If you're going to have sex, we'd prefer you do it in this public building.
Make sure you get the thin, extra pleasure ones. They allow for the most visibility.