Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Pffft. That's not true at all. Everyone knows some dinosaurs used wooden birth control pills
People who bought condoms also bought...
The area to insert them was out of order, so feel free to hand the baby to the middle-aged man wearing a trench coat and bathroom slippers.
The one and only time you'd wish for it to break.
A true winner.
I don't know why you would want to microwave a condom but yeah, you definitely don't want to put it in the microwave while you're still wearing it.
But where are the male weight management supplements?
The dog wrote this note.
Only used for a few minutes.
"A fraternity brother received a care package from his mother: candy, condoms, and a note reading "no glove, no love -- love, mommy."
It's one way, or the other.
Back to school time! You always start the year optimistically.
"I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually
Her bird stationary makes me think she isn't the kind of mom who appreciates this.
You think this is weird, the condom itself is painted like Raymond.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.