God's Condom
It's one way, or the other.
"I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually
"Can I just get mine for here?"
UW Stout nipples CollegeHumor?
It's going to be a rough Thursday morning for him.
Ken's going to be pissed when he sees this.
That's right, I'm full of myself and a shop lifter.
Not just a condom, but a used condom.
Noble intentions, but...
I'm so good at sex, I make this happen.

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