Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The dog wrote this note.
Only used for a few minutes.
"A fraternity brother received a care package from his mother: candy, condoms, and a note reading "no glove, no love -- love, mommy."
It's one way, or the other.
Back to school time! You always start the year optimistically.
"I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually
Her bird stationary makes me think she isn't the kind of mom who appreciates this.
You think this is weird, the condom itself is painted like Raymond.
"Can I just get mine for here?"
UW Stout nipples CollegeHumor?
It's going to be a rough Thursday morning for him.
Ken's going to be pissed when he sees this.
Maybe it was just one condom made of something exotic, like alligator skin.
That's right, I'm full of myself and a shop lifter.
I know three girls who are going to be popular tonight!
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.