Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I don't remember it, but it must have been an awesome night.
"The poor dog needs to learn to stay out of the trash." (gross)
It's a Trojan Horse, get it?
"Walmart knows college kids."
"Did you know that a magnum XL condom can hold 7 gallons of water?" Better safe than sorry, but that does seem like overkill.
...or blood sample.
My computer's on the pill.
Calm down, it's not like they're for you.
Trojan's new condom, for ballers like myself.
"Our Dress to Get Laid Party."
Who, besides me, needs a 31'' high condom?
What's wrong with this picture?
Let's just say the keyhole was left VERY satisfied.
"Merry Christmas from college"
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.