Tag: Condoms (Page 3)

The dog wrote this note. Picture The dog wrote this note.
Only used for a few minutes. Picture Only used for a few minutes.
"A fraternity brother received a care package from his mother: candy, condoms, and a note reading "no glove, no love -- love, mommy." Picture "A fraternity brother received a care package from his mother: candy, condoms, and a note reading "no glove, no love -- love, mommy."
It's one way, or the other. Picture It's one way, or the other.
Back to school time! You always start the year optimistically. Picture Back to school time! You always start the year optimistically.
"I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually Picture "I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually
Her bird stationary makes me think she isn't the kind of mom who appreciates this. Picture Her bird stationary makes me think she isn't the kind of mom who appreciates this.
You think this is weird, the condom itself is painted like Raymond. Picture You think this is weird, the condom itself is painted like Raymond.
"Can I just get mine for here?" Picture "Can I just get mine for here?"
UW Stout nipples CollegeHumor? Picture UW Stout nipples CollegeHumor?
It's going to be a rough Thursday morning for him. Picture It's going to be a rough Thursday morning for him.
Ken's going to be pissed when he sees this. Picture Ken's going to be pissed when he sees this.
Maybe it was just one condom made of something exotic, like alligator skin. Picture Maybe it was just one condom made of something exotic, like alligator skin.
That's right, I'm full of myself and a shop lifter. Picture That's right, I'm full of myself and a shop lifter.
I know three girls who are going to be popular tonight! Picture I know three girls who are going to be popular tonight!
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Not just a condom, but a used condom. Picture Not just a condom, but a used condom.
Noble intentions, but... Picture Noble intentions, but...
I'm so good at sex, I make this happen. Picture I'm so good at sex, I make this happen.
Swinging doors you don't open with your hands. Picture Swinging doors you don't open with your hands.
"The Rite Aid in Queens just after we didn't have power for a week." Picture "The Rite Aid in Queens just after we didn't have power for a week."
Rubber stockings. Picture Rubber stockings.
That balloon looks pretty well lubricated. Picture That balloon looks pretty well lubricated.
"We were running a cable through our dorm ceiling, and unfortunately came across this- a used condom. We have no idea how old it is, but we also found a can of Milwaukee's Best with the date 1993. GROSS." Picture "We were running a cable through our dorm ceiling, and unfortunately came across this- a used condom. We have no idea how old it is, but we also found a can of Milwaukee's Best with the date 1993. GROSS."
A popular brand of condoms in Asia. I like the single entendre - "just come." Picture A popular brand of condoms in Asia. I like the single entendre - "just come."