Picture "We were running a cable through our dorm ceiling, and unfortunately came across this- a used condom. We have no idea how old it is, but we also found a can of Milwaukee's Best with the date 1993. GROSS."
Video The Argentinian chewing gum ad that was too hot for American television. Also, most Americans don't speak Spanish.
Picture "Did you know that a magnum XL condom can hold 7 gallons of water?" Better safe than sorry, but that does seem like overkill.