If Congress Tried to Split a Lunch Check
Chili's. Lunchtime. All 535 members of Congress sit around a table littered with empty plates and pitchers. CHUCK SCHUMER Well I, for one, am STUFFED. They all laugh. Hard. A WAITRESS drops off …
If Congress Got Stuff Done Like Roommates
(Ed Note: This article was originally published in May, but it's more topical than ever these days and we still think it's funny and also we're lazy, so here it is! And if you already read it, read it …
Professor GIF: What's This Fiscal Cliff?
The world is a confusing place, so let Professor GIF explain the most befuddling topics through the magic of animated GIFs. IN THIS ISSUE: 3 easy facts and 18 hilarious GIFs explaining this whole fi …
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Stephen Colbert Addresses Congress in Character
This is by far the only interesting thing that's ever happened on C-SPAN.
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Tell me you wouldn't vote for him and I'll show you a lying man.
Tell me you wouldn't vote for him and I'll show you a lying man.
No one understand politics like Mr. Socko
Mick Foley illustrates the problem with congress.
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Congressman Curses on House Floor
If you think that's obscene, you should see the bills they approved. One of them made it illegal not to poop in public.
I thought humans and fairies were peaceful, but I guess we could be peacefuller
The offical homepage of the Fairy Congress, who are dedicated to "promoting quality human and fairy relations."
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Congressman Lists Fetishes
The other congressmen couldn't get out of their chairs to applaud after. Because they had boners.
This is evidence that gangs have even infiltrated congress
Gangs are everywhere according to this Onion report. They've nearly dominated the rap music scene and now their infiltrating congress.
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