"Congress" Video

This is by far the only interesting thing that's ever happened on C-SPAN.

I'm not sure if this is a campaign or a threat.

If he doesn't look out for Guam, then who will?

If you think that's obscene, you should see the bills they approved. One of them made it illegal not to poop in public.

So that's why we're at war.

Ugh. I'm so tired of getting carded at the farmer's market.

The other congressmen couldn't get out of their chairs to applaud after. Because they had boners.

Look out Ron Paul, the Internet has found a new favorite politician!