CollegeHumor: Conversations http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/conversations Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6697271 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6697271/what-part-of-ultimate-power-in-the-universe-was-unclear What Part of "Ultimate Power in the Universe" Was Unclear? Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:48:57 -0500 INTERIOR: DEATH STAR — CONFERENCE ROOM.

MOTTI: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they’ve obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the ...]]> /article/6691623 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6691623/the-problem-with-time-travel The Problem With Time Travel Mon, 16 Jan 2012 01:10:43 -0500 I: Italy, 1474 AD

Me: Wow, Leonardo Da Vinci!

Leonardo Da Vinci: Yes, it is I.

Me: You rule! I come from the future, and in my time, you are known as a majestic artist!

Leonardo Da Vinci: Amazing! Tell me, what’s my greatest accomplishment?

Me: …

Leonardo Da Vinci: Are you serious, kid?

Me: The…sta...]]> /article/6311104 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6311104/your-body-at-a-party Your Body at a Party Mon, 11 Oct 2010 22:45:54 -0400 Brain: Okay guys, let’s just hang out, have a drink or two, and get back by midnight. We have a test in the morning. Good?

Legs: Got it.

Hips: I’m going to randomly move around weirdly to the music.

Eyes: Awkwardly scoping out girls here. Then when we make eye contact, turning away. Classic.

...]]> /article/6684765 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6684765/kel-finally-contacts-kenan Kel Finally Contacts Kenan Thu, 05 Jan 2012 18:24:55 -0500 ]]> /video/6641864 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6641864/siri-meets-furby Siri Meets Furby Fri, 04 Nov 2011 12:55:06 -0400 /article/6599562 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6599562/how-it-happened-the-necktie How It Happened: The Necktie Wed, 31 Aug 2011 23:29:19 -0400 Rich Man 1: Ok then, it’s settled. When we want to dress nicely, we’ll wear white collared shirts.

Rich Man 2: So everyone knows we’re too classy to dirty our clothing.

RM1: Right. Also, long pants.

RM2: So no one will be able to see how embarrassingly skinny a life of leisure has ma...]]> /article/6616281 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6616281/last-meal Last Meal Mon, 26 Sep 2011 14:45:38 -0400 -Hey, are we executing anyone today?

-Yeah, that guy who killed those children is getting the electric chair.

-When is it happening?

-It was supposed to happen tonight at 7.

-What do you mean?

-You know how every inmate on death row gets a last meal of their choosing?

-Yeah.

-Well, this guy requested the one thing we don’t ...]]> /article/6611924 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6611924/general-tsos-chicken General Tso's Chicken Tue, 20 Sep 2011 09:35:43 -0400 Soldier: General Tso, I just received word that the Muslim army is approaching. Should I inform the troops to stand guard?

General Tso: Hold on a second, I think I might be onto something here.

Soldier: Is it a new battle formation?

General Tso: No, this is much better.

Soldier...]]> /article/6597828 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6597828/playmobile-911 Playmobile 911 Mon, 29 Aug 2011 18:34:34 -0400

BreakerBreaker we have a hairless acrobat trapped inside the utility storage compartment over here in the Camper Van. Someone shoved a baby guinea pig and dirtbike handlebars into her headchamber, but she’s still got a full tub of...]]> /video/6598355 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6598355/cleverbot-has-profound-conversation-with-itself Cleverbot has Profound Conversation with Itself Tue, 30 Aug 2011 13:26:25 -0400 /article/6572577 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6572577/if-work-was-like-college If Work Was Like College Mon, 25 Jul 2011 13:47:55 -0400 I.

Boss: Work is from 10:30 to noon on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

Worker: Can I be hungover for Friday’s work?

Boss: Yes. Everyone will generally be hungover a third of the time. That is normal for work.

II.

Boss: Hey worker, I need some math solved.

W...]]> /article/6528194 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6528194/what-i-imagine-happens-when-my-apartment-is-shown What I Imagine Happens When My Apartment Is Shown to Potential Renters Wed, 08 Jun 2011 12:53:06 -0400 -(opening door) This is the one-bedroom apartment I was telling you about earlier.

-Whoa, this is a lot bigger than I expected.


-It has all the basic amenities and comes with a free parking spot. The per...]]> /article/6316500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6316500/ryus-first-date Ryu's First Date Mon, 18 Oct 2010 15:08:55 -0400

Stacey: …And that’s how I became a lawyer. And what did you say you did again?

Ryu: Oh, I’m a street fighter.

Stacey: Huh?

Ryu:...]]> /link/6187723 http://www.dorkly.com/article/1900/yoshis-had-enough Yoshi and Mario address a dinosore subject Wed, 23 Jun 2010 14:13:49 -0400 /article/6063935 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6063935/a-great-discovery A Great Discovery Sat, 08 May 2010 13:19:40 -0400 5832 AD


At a pastoral university lying far above the ancient ruins of New York City, a respected old professor sits in his office.  All of a sudden, a young archaeologist rushes in clutching a bag.


Archaeologist: Sir, I think you’ll want to see this.  We uncovered it at a dig site nearby yesterday.
...]]> /article/5975319 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5975319/mario-gets-pulled-over Mario Gets Pulled Over Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:16:02 -0500

Dorkly is a new weekly column dedicated to video game comedy.

Mario: Is there a problem, officer?


Cop: Quite a few, actually. First off, you’re speeding.
...]]> /article/5858158 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5858158/schoolcenter SchoolCenter Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:20:42 -0500 Scott: Hello everyone, and welcome back to SchoolCenter on ASPN, the Academic and Scholastic Programming Network.


Bill: Any particular reason why you just said what the acronym for our station stands for, Scott? I’d imagine pretty much all of our viewers already know what the letters mean.


Scott: You know, you’re right, Bill. I guess that was pretty awkward and unnecessarily descriptive. I’ll remember not to do it next time. Anyway, our top story tonight, it looks like top high school recruit James Bronle is very close to accepting a $30,000 per year scholarship to study chemistry at Harvard. Bill, what do you make of this?
...]]> /article/5825112 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5825112/harry-potter-comes-home-after-a-hard-day-at-work Harry Potter Comes Home After A Hard Day At Work Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:17:44 -0500



Harry Potter: Hey Honey, I’m home!


Ginny Weasley: Hi Honey, tough day at work?


HP: You bet, but nothing a few expelliarmus spells couldn’t fix.
...]]> /article/5823216 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5823216/its-a-wonderful-vice It's a Wonderful Vice Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:13:02 -0500
Having just seen a world without him, George Bailey stands upon a bridge, his face buried in his hands.


George: I wanna live again! Please, Lord — let me live again.

...]]> /article/5779069 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5779069/black-friday-veteran Black Friday Veteran Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:47:07 -0500 Thanksgiving Day 2064, a kid sits down next to his grandfather who is sitting by himself staring introspectively into the glowing, crackling fire blazing in the fireplace.



Kid: Hey Grandpa.
...]]>