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From Chris Gera Comedy on February 12, 2013
Yo mints ain't thin, mothafucka.
via Oreo February 5, 2013
Somebody's 'bout to get double stuf'd.
via pleatedjeans December 6, 2012
Perfect is in the mouth of the beholder.
via randomatbestshow September 28, 2012
So that's why he calls them "war wafers."
From SesameStreet on July 10, 2012
SPOILER: The cookie turns out to be sugar-free at the end.
From HuffPost Politics - YouTube on April 20, 2012
Clearly Mitt has never had a Green Apple Jolly Ranger Big Gulp Slurpee.
December 19, 2011
He was pining for holiday cheer.
August 5, 2011
It's about time scientists stopped working on ground-breaking, space-age technologies and invented something of value.
March 25, 2009
To be fair, she did deserve that.
November 14, 2008
Put a baby in you, the cookie way!
From Cambo on September 18, 2008
This "animal" is "crackers" for food! Because he hasn't been "fed" for "months!"
August 18, 2007
My two friends, on my bed, fighting to the death over the last box of cookies. Under the influence? I dunno...
July 16, 2007
Another quick hit from Elephant Larry.
July 10, 2007
Sometimes people get bitter, about the sweetest things.