Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Darth Vader Spatula
It's a tough transition from pizza boy to pizza cook.
Eeyore doesn't care if it's Pooh. He'll eat anything, even sh*tty food.
A pizza so great it opened up a wormhole into another dimension.
OH MY GOD! Who makes pancakes with OIL?!?
Decapitation. No breathing. This is my last resort!
Omelet haunted by the unborn baby chickens used to make it.
A misogynistic dork's wet dream
Apparently this is too real for the suits at Food Network
Meh... I prefer Raekwon's Beef Stroganoff
Baby: the other, other white meat.
Unless that goal is a nice, big fat meaty sandwich for your man, darling.
Best part about not being able to cook -- ice cold Hot Pockets.
He needed the jaws of life to get those Os outta the can.
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