Guy Accidentally Talks About Weed on Cooking Show video Guy Accidentally Talks About Weed on Cooking Show

"Pardon me, I, of course, meant cocaine."

| 61 comments | November 15, 2011
Nigella's Dirty Talk Cooking Show video Nigella's Dirty Talk Cooking Show

I've never been so turned on by flan before, or at all.

| 31 comments | September 20, 2011
Cooking with a Macbook Air video Cooking with a Macbook Air

If this seems ridiculous, try deveining shrimp with a desktop.

| 12 comments | September 08, 2011
Speed Cooking Show video Speed Cooking Show

The only thing you'll make faster is the decision that you're not enjoying the food.

| 24 comments | August 26, 2011
Chef Flips Food over Traffic video Chef Flips Food over Traffic

New he has to deal with the health inspecter and FAA.

| 12 comments | August 01, 2011
Guy Fieri At Hogwarts Originals Guy Fieri At Hogwarts

Diners, Drive-ins and Dementors.

| 85 comments | July 15, 2011
Every Secret Ingredient in Iron Chef America video Every Secret Ingredient in Iron Chef America

Remind me not to tell this guy anything.

| 40 comments | April 24, 2011
Epic Butter Commercial video Epic Butter Commercial

Butter makes everything epic. Like, if you eat enough butter, even walking up the stairs becomes a dramatic struggle.

| 22 comments | January 26, 2011
Cooking with Juggalos video Cooking with Juggalos

Call me closed-minded, but I always felt a juggalette's place was in the kitchen.

| 49 comments | September 15, 2010
Blueberries, Blueberries, Boom video Blueberries, Blueberries, Boom

Alternate title: Blueberries, Blueberries, Kaboomberries.

| 33 comments | May 14, 2010
Crab Dinner Ruined By Super Strong Crab video Crab Dinner Ruined By Super Strong Crab

Trying to cook him only makes him stronger.

| 97 comments | April 28, 2010
Bleep Bloop: Iron Chef Originals Bleep Bloop: Iron Chef

Thanks to the Wii you can experience all the fun of cooking without all that messy food!

| 70 comments | January 21, 2010
The Crucial Man: Cooking Originals The Crucial Man: Cooking

Jon tries to defend his turkey balls.

| 0 comments | November 18, 2009
Extreme Rice video Extreme Rice

We can't even show you how he makes stir-fry.

| 78 comments | June 15, 2009
Heck's Kitchen video Heck's Kitchen

This seems like a joke, but after they made that show Kid Nation it's hard to tell.

| 31 comments | March 23, 2009
Mr. T's Flavor Wave Oven video Mr. T's Flavor Wave Oven

If T's food is half as good as his acting, a lot of people are going to contract salmonella.

| 60 comments | March 05, 2009
Lil' Gordon Ramsey 2 video Lil' Gordon Ramsey 2

Pushy AND adorable!

| 72 comments | January 24, 2009
Fetal Bites video Fetal Bites

Put a baby in you, the cookie way!

| 45 comments | November 14, 2008
Rachel Ray Loves Corn video Rachel Ray Loves Corn

Rachel Ray demonstrates a unique method for shucking corn. Next week she'll be cooking with bananas, zucchinis, and penises.

| 92 comments | October 03, 2008
Cookie Sheet Whack video Cookie Sheet Whack

He's really just begging for it.

| 165 comments | March 31, 2008