The alternative title was "a brief history of how you've spent every weekend since you were six".
That's gun with appeal.
Not great for those afraid of heights or drowning.
Sorry, Mario, but the Princess is in another aquarium.
This child has more coolness is his name than I have in my whole body.
They're all honking at the oldest Batmobile in the front.
I feel like this is breaking my brain.
Eh, I'd be impressed if the beaker was shaped like a volcano.
Hey, I put that whiteboard on my door so people could leave me messages, not so you could doodle on it.
Bad to the Milk Bone
It's cool until someone needs to borrow a pencil.
The whisky is good, but it's also full of hair.
I spent all my money on consoles. Maybe I should have bought some games.
I'd be more impressed if the guy had a matching haircut.