"Cool" Video

When you're this cool, you don't follow trends. You start them.

From shironekoshiro

To keep it a secret, they have to kill each pool attendant when they're done cleaning.

It's more than just a bicycle, it's a lifestyle--and a bicycle. It's a lifecycle.

That might not be he is rightful spot, but he's so much cuter than the butter that used to occupy it.

From MrBeemBom

Not every theater showing Rise of the Planet of the Apes has air conditioning.

"He's so cool that I heard he once told his 9th grade science teacher to shove it. That's why he doesn't have to go to school anymore."

'tis the music of kings and 7 year-olds with lenient parents.

This has nothing to do with math, which automatically makes him the coolest math teacher ever.

If it never ends, you never need to clean it up.

If a really impressive, eye-catching mechanical curtain doesn't protect your privacy then what will? Oh, right, a regular curtain.

"Whatever happened to the Johnson report I asked you to print out?"

Time flies on a propeller clock.

Dogs are man's best landscaper.

I can't wait until the roles are reversed. And because it's Japan, you know it will happen.

If he was any cooler they'd have to put him in a Paula Abdul music video.

Everything's more extreme at half the speed!

Who would win in a fight: a snake or a bazooka?

Firefox ain't got nuthin' on potatoes gettin' blown out of cannons.

They also taught a pig to jet ski, but he used it to escape.